A STAR TREK PARODY – TRUMP MIND MELD  

Part Two of TRUMP MIND MELD added! Wow. Trump makes a brilliant baddie.

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Humor is the best meditation in the face of fear and in that spirit CoolestMeditationEver.com proudly presents…

OUTTER RIM OF THE GALAXY

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The USS Enterprise glides through the stars, passing a huge asteroid. We hear the familiar voice of Captain Kirk.

“Captain’s Log, stardate 2264.2. The Enterprise is accelerating to time travel speed on a journey to the eve of World War III. All in the hopes of altering the timeline and averting the loss of billions of human lives.”

We join Kirk in his cabin, feet propped up on his desk, dictating to the ship’s computer.

“What the outcome of such a drastic timeline shift for our own time, the 23rd Century, is anyone’s  –”

A knock on the cabin door stops Kirk’s log dictation. Annoyed, he says, “Enter.”

A troubled Spock steps through the pneumatic doorway. A fidgety Dr. McCoy right behind him.

Before McCoy can speak Kirk…

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